"Please be very very careful about downloading.I have 10 invites available for thebox.bz but I was caught donloading by HADOPI as downloading  and I got a serious warning .meaning the second time round one gets an important fine and no access to…"

"if you live near a Monoprix or Auchan they all sell cheddar ."

"I was born in 46 and when my mother found out that my sister"s husband was beating her  up went round to their house with a cricket bat and forced her to get out quick!!She always told us as kids that" You accept,change or walk…"

"yes I'm still married and have been for 39 years and would have been better off as one of his friends than his wife as you wouldn"t beleive the way he talks to me !!! no respect at all but now I don' t bother any more We have.Nothing…"

"dear Emily....pack your bags and GO.I  have been married to two french men and my first husband came from a frightful lyonnais bourgeois family who from the start showed me how inferior I was and incapable of bringing up our son.Ok I was only…"

"after 46 years here quite used to not having boxing day and I am back to work although being self employed fell out of bed at 9.30 and I'm enjoying a few hour gardening .Days are starting to get longer!! still do not enjoy christmas eve…"

"I have been living in France for at least 46 years now and can only count on my left hand good  cakes made at home!! They all seam to love what they call "cake" which sticks to the the top of the mouth .I hate it No no I'm sorry…"

"I am a marmite fan and My neice has just sent me Very Peculiar  marmite chocolate .That will go down well with my french friends when I serve coffee.The taste is extraordinary but you have to be a marmite fan"

"Maybe Google was broken? http://www.google.fr/search?q=tvexpat It's on number one: tvexpat.eu"

"how do I get tvexpat ? sounds interesting .tryed to google nothing came up!! "

"Hi, Jane, Even though I'm Dutch I like BBC so much I pay for TVexpat on my computer. It is a 15 euro a month subscription that routes my signal through a (VPN) proxy server in the UK. This makes the BBC iPlayer believe I'm a local. You…"

"I've always lived in a city .Brought up in London and  now living in Paris or Sevres actually but paris is walking distance and we are lucky to have a garden but I love the smell of exhaust pipes and the metro and get really bored out of…"