I'm on holiday in France and because I intended to spend the winter quietly, took out no insurance for extreme sports, tsunamis or other 'evenements imprévisible'. More fool me.
For your information, Mme Wendy Wise, I am now in a financially precarious position, in Argentan Hospital, being treated for laughter-overdose after watching your video this evening. I am appalled that there was not even a warning that it was going to be so drole. I have had to sell my van, my self-respect - even my body - to stay here just one night while I (hopefully) recover. How irresponsible of you to treat total strangers this way.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer/my avocat/my bottle of Advocaat/my mam even! ... as soon as I can stop laughing long enough to sign the papers!
Shame on you!