I’m not saying this area is rough, but Tesco were doing fathers day cards in packs of 10.
From The Times Letter page today:
Sir, After I discovered my son’s uneaten sausages stuffed down the back of the kitchen radiator, I let the children spread jam on their sausages. This worked a treat.
Pam Paterson
Pinner, Middx
Love the clock, mine has the days prominently displayed but also gives the date and time as well. It is frequently consulted during the course of the day, and not just for the time. 
Midwich cuckoos?
Looks like he’s been even busier than we thought.
Can’t think of any other activity where he’s been so successful
Who is Hugh Laurie?
The other, other guy from Blackadder.
He is also this …
(playing St James Infirmary)
And the other half of a comedy double act with Stephen Fry.
Bertie Wooster.
The first cartoon may explain America’s obesity problem.
As might the caption,
‘Worst.petting.zoo.ever.’
There’s even punctuational excess - maybe eventually America will just burst.