Boomer ram?
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A ram born between 1946 and 1964 would be quite old now.
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Stealing @ChrisMann âs sandwiches but I feel quite seen by this one.
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My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: âI canât take your sh1t any more. Youâre so pedantic. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but itâll never be enough for you.
Iâm leaving now.
Me and Gary are driving up north through the night and then youâll never hear from me againâ
She was about to close the door when I yelled âNo, noâŚ.waaaitâ
She turned back, tears in her eyes, a glimmer of hope still remained.
That was when I uttered those three magic words. âGary and Iâ
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Squeaking as a concerned peasant, I really employed that. 
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This is a screen shot of a conversation I have just had with Amazon customer support
I did switch off my web cam just in case!
P.S. Lets hear it from Amazon. I had a problem with a two year old phone that has already been repaired once. They gave me a FULL refund.
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Were they asking you to get naked together?
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Wot da phoque?
Their eyes, ears and lips are sealed, but theyâre not sealsâŚ
Police have released an image of a man arrested near the scene following an alleged attack on Andrew Windsor.
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While wars rage in his fatherland and in his motherland our village was delighted to welcome the latest addition to the sapeurs pompiers, Amir Panikova.
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Probably already knows a bit about putting out firesâŚ
Most people in Arab nations donât like The Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do.
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