Another pumpkin story

Sex deprived guy walking along a country road. Sees a huge pumpkin rotting in a field. Thinks “if I punch a hole in that, I can give it one”. So he does, and just then a gendarme passes on his bike…" hey, you can’t do that, it’s illegal"

“Do what?” he replies.

“Fornicate with a pumpkin!” says the bobby.

“Oh… is it midnight already?” came the quick retort.