Anybody else got a wonky mouth?

I often whistle to myself alone around the house, and I do use both mouth and a plastic one to call Jules, and any other dog who comes to live with me. :smiley:

But just now I was whistling away to the radio while walking towards the bathroom and caught sight of my reflection in the mirror there. Then I looked closer and saw to my surprise that it was only the left hand side of my lips that were open. :astonished_face:

I tried with the centre section and then the right side, nothing, silence. Never knew that before. Am I alone, or have others got this affliction too? :grimacing:

Go on, be honest, have a look. :roll_eyes:

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It’s said the most beautiful people have a symmetrical face, subconsciously picked up by our brains. I am definitely not symmetrical :open_mouth:

@David_Spardo look in the mirror while you recite out-loud your favourite poem (whatever) :wink:
Just to make sure it’s only the whistling which is wandering to the left :+1:

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I thought it was the opposite? Symmetrical is dull, and interesting faces aren’t.

:rofl: faces are faces… some people will find a face attractive/beautiful, while others will consider the same face to be quite the opposite and anything in between… :rofl:

Yep that’s why Models are dull and uninteresting :rofl:

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I think it must be, just nipped to the mirror and began ā€˜The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck’, which was as far as I could remember but nevertheless carried on talking to myself on the subject, I do do a lot of that, and the evidence is in, I am perfectly well balanced in the talking to oneself department at least.

BTW, on a linguistic note, fed up with being pulled up by a rogue spellchecker when writing alot, I checked with Google and apparently alot is wrong, it must be a lot. I don’t entirely agree but can’t be bothered to go into it now. :squinting_face_with_tongue:

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I think it’s mainly because they don’t smile. Smiling to order is hard work and not everyone can manage it.

Plus in fashion modelling moody is cool, not happy and bright.

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There’s a massive amount of research from the last thirty years demonstrating trans-cultural positive responses to higher than average levels of facial symmetry. It’s a genetically relayed instinctive preference and so is probably pre-cultural. Facial and other areas of morphological symmetry are indicators of general health, and in the case of young, post-pubescent women, optimum fertility.

One strand of my doctoral thesis argued that the canons of beauty in classical art, were a cultural rationalisation of this pre-cultural preference: the classical Greek canons of proportion were perpetuated through an interplay of genetic and memetic relays (centuries of academic classicism).

Ironically, my own face is asymmetrical, due to a Bell’s palsy; usually associated with a stroke, but in my case the right side facial nerves were damaged when I fractured my skull.

Apropos @David_Spardo’s post above, one consequence was that I could no longer whistle. My mother’s response when I told her, ā€œWell at least something good’s come out of itā€.

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I daren’t look in the mirror lest I feel the urge to wolf-whistle and discover I have a wonky mouth, thereby shattering the illusion.

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I think both sides of my mouth are wonky. :slight_smile:

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We gentlemen always dress to one side, or the other.

ā€œa lotā€ = adjective, more than one… several, much, many
ā€œallotā€ = is a verb

I know about the verb allot, but I was talking about alot, many, whereas a lot is something you buy at an auction. :wink: (Other meanings are available, a piece of ground on which to build a house for instance :thinking:)

@Roger_Lapin funny that, if it is important to know, just ask somebody to whistle. :rofl:

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The only time that ā€˜alot’ is not an error is when referring to the town in northern India called Alot.

I was thinking that’s Shal lot.

If I whistle at all, I do it in the car. I can whistle, but don’t do it on a regular basis. Some time ago, while driving the car, I started to whistle, usually do so when I feel in a good mood, but only airy blowy sounds came out – I couldn’t whistle.

I wet my lips, wrestled with my mouth and lip muscles, but still couldn’t whistle. Over a few days of practicing I started whistling again. I put it down to those muscles being out of practise, unused.