Why do razor blades become blunt?
How does the air get into sweet peppers?
ā¦and how does the person who operates a snow plow get to work?
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I can answer that one - to maintain Gilletteās profits! 
But perhaps you can tell me what happened to Captain Kiddās treasure, my pension fund needs a top-up.
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I have been to the pub many times and no sign of it there, maybe those that stiched him up took it like normal?
Either that or the fiscs / Inland Revenge.
Because you donāt change them sufficiently frequently.
I remember being told by someone with a very straight (and clean shaven) face that the reason āproperā cut throats were sold in pairs was so that you could use them alternately and allow time for the molecules (or something similar) on the edge of each blade to re-align.
Seems yet one more good reason for opting for a āproperā safety razor.
And how do you know that itās āairā?
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Did he also recommend having odd numbers of pages in the magazines in your music room?
We were too poor to have a music room in our hole in the roadā¦
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LPs also sound better if you store them with the opening in the sleeve facing upwards. It prevents any of the notes from escaping.
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I really enjoyed listening to an explanation about what happened to the weight of a USB stick when it filled up with data. It wasnāt what I expected.
I wish you had asked why Gillette razor blades were so expensive, I know the answer to that.
However, that way the light, and possibly the dust can get in, so preferable to store them face down in a darkroom.
Not if you use the āACMEā Dusto-O-Maticā¢ triple-sealed inner sleeves, made from a special escape-proof material first developed by Dr. W.E. Coyote at the University of Arizona .
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Where do missing socks go?
When I place a gardening tool (such as a spade or fork) in an obvious spot in the garden, why does it take so long to rediscover it?
Does the fridge light really turn off when I close the door?
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Same place as all the biros.
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Why does my left shoelace always come undone? The right one doesnāt!
Happens to me, but the other way round. Is it because Iām left handedā¦?
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