I’m sure they are clver. We have been watchin 5 magpies in the garden just now. Two young wanting to be fed, and 3 adults. They are a nuisance though. Any ideas on how to deter them would be welcome !
They are noisy, aren’t they?
Heavy metal music played through a set of big speakers.
I have it on good authority that corvids prefer country and western music.
Failing that, an old lifeboat maroon should do the job.
Give them toys to play with and they will entertain you
Well played Sir, well played!
If Ukraine ever gets short on corn it should be able to get plenty on SF
And nowadays, it’s easy to transport by USB.
Universal Satire Bus?