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I’m sure they are clver. We have been watchin 5 magpies in the garden just now. Two young wanting to be fed, and 3 adults. They are a nuisance though. Any ideas on how to deter them would be welcome !
They are noisy, aren’t they?
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Heavy metal music played through a set of big speakers.
I have it on good authority that corvids prefer country and western music.
Failing that, an old lifeboat maroon should do the job.
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Give them toys to play with and they will entertain you 
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Sheryl Crow?
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Well played Sir, well played!
If Ukraine ever gets short on corn it should be able to get plenty on SF 
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And nowadays, it’s easy to transport by USB.
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Universal Satire Bus?
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