Prompted by previous postings, I thought a dedicated page for letters to Felix was in order!
Here are some previous, plus one from Marvin!
I love you but, having already thanked you three times for the dead mouse and asked you to take it back outside, enough already. If you bring it in again, despite my love for you, you will be hog tied.
When Toby's daddy tells him to take the mouse back outside (whilst mummy is calling out "thank you darling" he picks the mouse up and takes it back outside. He does not like doing this but he knows it is in his own best interest to do so. It even results in some "fake" mouse to eat - a bit of raw chicken. So takes some advice here and be a good boy.
Love Aunty Norah
You have to learn to share! half each for Mummy a Daddy,Mummy seems to like her half tucked into her slipper....you should just see her delight when she finds it,she just jumps up & down with excitement......(or something)
Failing that you must bring 2 mice in & let them go in the kitchen,they'll take refuge under the fridge & you can start your very own 'intensive breeding program' hopefully they get the message & will freeze them for you.
We city slickers hear you are a brave hunter. Grrrrrrrr. But it is bad luck (for you)to bring a dead mousekins four times into the housekins. Just a thought.
Your friends, fans and foster fuzzies at the Black Cat Castle
The other day I was sitting looking at the floor by the freezer when my humans suddenly burst into life! Out came the freezer to reveal a multitude of forgotten toys, then the fridge standing next to it, amongst cries of ‘there must be a mouse here somewhere!’ I had a whale of a time, I hadn’t seen my stripy black and white furry ball for at least 2 weeks and I’m not sure what that funny fluffy lump was that caused such a shriek of delight (at least I think it was delight, it was very high pitched!!).
You know, this was much more fun than any mouse I’ve ever presented my humans with, I can’t think what they were searching for anyway!!