Don't forget - the latest Issue of French week is out tomorrow!

Don’t forget - French Week is out tomorrow so rush out and buy a copy or subscribe here and then you can read about the new super-brothel on the Spanish border which draws 95% of its clientele from France.




And latest statistics reveal that the French like to read and phone whilst on the loo and a fair number live to a hundred. Plus - a Normandy mayor is ordered to take down the portrait of a Nazi collaborator.




Plus, did you know that even offending motorists can be held in police custody – not a nice place to be? And the draft reforms on garde à vue are being slated by human rights bodies as not going far enough?




And if that wasn’t enough for the bargain price of just one euro, there’s a feature on going home - ex-ex-pats explain why they've left France and what the difficulties were. Information on the no-claims bonus and succession law, a review of the yachts setting off on the Rum Route race to the Caribbean and drum roll, my blog!




He’s aged well.

Barcelona, Nou Camp 1994.

Have you met him?

Superb.
By the way, the one in the white dress is a bloke.

Not from French Week I should add.

Speaking of Spanish brothels, here’s an unfortunate page layout!