In deepest Creuse,a man had been out of work and was desperate for a job.
The Labour Exchange sent him to a woodyard and the foreman asked him if he could drive a lorry.The man said he could, so the foreman told him to take a lorry load of wood to Paris.
Every Town and Village he came to he would ask a passerby if this was Paris. They would say no and for him to carry on.
He arrived in Paris and stopped on the roundabout at the Arc De Triomphe in the rush hour, stopping all the traffic.
A Gendarme came up to him and told him to move and the man said "IS THIS PARIS?" and the Gendarme said it was.
So the man said "WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS WOOD?"