Gnomes

Would it be wrong to have some gnomes in my French garden. My wife says no I can’t have them, but I think it would add a little fun

What if they fight back?![](upload://i22OhuFGb7xhDkaAIJFy7Us0RdT.JPG)

A pet hate of mine, so my view is a mallet to thump them and have an end to your question ;-)

We've got 'em. The little swines musty have hidden in the furniture lorry when we moved out here some years ago.

They are now breeding & have established a thriving colony in our garden. They don't do us any harm so we leave them in peace.

vic