I like the fact that you provide a "one hour ... hepline [sic] time at a cost of [just] €30", I like the way that you offer so much more than a normal helpline!
LEARN TO TYPE SMART-A$$! si vous proposez un tel service, prenez le temps de bien frapper votre texte! Vous me devez maintenant 30 € pour avoir repéré votre faute de frappe! Bien que vous parliez le français, vous ne pouvez même pas taper l'anglais!
Je vais monter un site internet qui s'appellera "lebonlingo" (pas "leconlingo")
Blimey! you even look smug in your photo!
If I see that you have corrected the mistake that I pointed out to you, then you do owe me 30 €. Why not? you are a man that likes to be paid for services, so pay me for spotting your own mistakes!