How about a version of this theme park instead of Disneyland Paris?

I laughed myself silly reading the following article and looking at shots of the theme park set up by Banksy. It's brilliant.

I believe the mega rip off and not very nice place (I was relieved to be out of the place) is not doing very well, so they could find something along the same lines to replace Mickey Mouse and Co.

Yes but who will play the Dauphin?

How about Marinepark here in France? (Chortle, chortle...)

I thought it was hilarious as well Brian. Certainly more entertaining than most theme parks. Doubtless the followers of Saint Diana will be offended by Cinderella's traffic incident. Disney will probably sue claiming infringement of copyright on those mouse ears.