In kes thi forgets!

Ey's National Yorkshire day!! Plenty on thi'll not be raht bothered, but them that is, pretend that pint o' French bile is Tetley's Bitter or Theakston's Old Peculier! Gerrit dahn thi neck and give a raht grand "Cheers" for Yorkshire! (Ahm an atheist, burrif ah wont, ahd expect Yorkshire is where God'd set up camp, sithee!)