Industrial accident?

Apparently coming a cropper when having nookie on a business trip is classed as an “industrial accident” in France.

What?

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I was just about to post the same article @ptf but I was struggling with a suitable title :wink:

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Yes I rejected a few possibilities :slight_smile:

Surely “died on the job” :slight_smile:

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In Lust…rial Accident?

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I thought that he was a pornstar and therefore this was a working accident!

At least the family will be taken care of financially… :relaxed:

In many jobs in the UK if you die during your tenure then your family will get an automatic pay-out. Doesn’t matter how you die…

Yes, “death in service” benefits are very common - it’s just life insurance really.

Very good :slight_smile:

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The wife will to get 80% of his salary until his (would be) retirement-age is reached and then she will be able to profit from his pension entitlement - so it is a generous/reasonable outcome.

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wot abaat compo for the real victim here… the poor lady what had her bit of fun cut short and having to bear 'is dead weight? 'nuff to snuff it 'ersen :upside_down_face:

Seems it happened after an acrobatic session… shades of Victoria Wood :upside_down_face:

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And she has got rid of her faithless husband to boot!

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Professional risk, as they say.

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I agree Paul, but she’s probably well protected in her line of work! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: