Just to lighten the mood

Thought this was clever.


Hahahahaha lol

And just imagine the reaction that Johnny Marr gets when introduced to a French person…


I’ve a friend who’s name is Conor. Need to be careful introducing him.

I have a real-life French friend whose surname is “Connart”, and in my previous marriage a sister-in-law whose maiden name was “Conne” - I kid you not!

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Those are a good example of one of the very few cases in which we are allowed to change our names.

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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them you’re cross.”

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough?”