Nothing like a good laugh so how about a jokes thread to help make the winter months pass a little more quickly ?
I'll start off with a cleaned up version of a golden oldie :
Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a drop-dead gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady into my eyes and I heard her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
I managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your breasts then?"