Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

Well I did say we should never have tried to come this way…now we’re gonna be stuck here for ages…x :slight_smile:

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Is that the gear-stick or are you pleased to see me ?

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Is this the point at which I have to pay?

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It’s getting all steamed-up, can you give me something to wipe it with…

Nose to tail?..Again…

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I can see you’re going to be a while. Do you mind if I take a nap?

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we should never have come this way!

OMG This is very long! :crossed_fingers:

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Fasten that seatbelt, we need to take all the precautions.

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Pull up to my bumper baby
In your long black limousine
Pull up to my bumper baby
And drive it in between

Grace Jones

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I need a pee.

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Don’t pull out to fast let things calm down a bit.

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Have you adjusted the mirrors?

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I’ve been in same position too long, I’m getting cramp

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Yes that was the one that occurred to me as well

;;…but these are all MUCH better - thanks for the memories!

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During the first month of marriage and on appraoching a traffic jam: Look out, here I come!..

After a few years of marriage and almost an hour in the traffic jam : Did you have to do that?

Can we have the radio on?

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Did I leave the iron on?

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I think the battery is flat…