No Tongues Please, Eugh!

Elderly old boy, Jules the Beauceron, has to have 2 pills per day to prevent further AVCs (mini strokes).

I give him the first of the day immediately after my own 4 in the morning, in a piece of chevre cheese bought especially for the purpose. I extend it on a non sharp, broad bladed, butter knife (I know he is impressed when I tell him it was my Grandma’s) and he eagerly drags it off and, after chewing and swallowing it, he licks both sides of the knife.

Once done, I withdraw the knife and ask for a kiss before gently pecking him on the top of his snout. At that moment he decided to give his snout a clean with his tongue and my pursed lips came in direct contact with a very long, soft and warm, tongue. Eugh !

And I said that too. :laughing:

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Count yourself lucky it was only the knife he licked :astonished_face:

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French kisses at their best !

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I’m very glad our cat isn’t a licker, though he did manage - I think absent-mindedly - to do it a few times last evening while he was doing his pre-sleep groom.

Unfortunately I’ve caught his drool a couple of times when he was shaking his head :flushed_face:

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I expect he was just cleaning his tongue off after doing his bottom - all quite natural, I’m sure.

:nauseated_face:

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The one I got left with doesn’t seem to be, either. Unless I give her a treat in the palm of my hand.

Mine will take a Catisfaction held in thumb and index finger, so delicately that I can feel his lips, which is strange but trusting.

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In the nicest possible way, our Charlee is a licker.

She loves sitting on the back of the settee and when Stuart has had a bath, or even when he’s done a load of work and has worked up a (salty) sweat, and he sits on the settee she licks/washes his head. She normally puts one of her paws on his forehead to steady herself up and when she really gets into the groove, she digs her claws in. Sometimes she gets a bit carried away and poor old Stuart feels the effect! I don’t know who enjoys it more though - Charlee or Stuart :black_cat: :grimacing:

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Can I borrow her please to scratch my back?

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Of course you can - here she is :black_cat:

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I had a friend, now decamped to Brooklyn, NY, who taught my Border Collie to give "Kissies" Big, big kissies!" This resulted in my dog’s’ muzzle halfway down her throat. Revolting.

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My SIL had an enormous German Shepard which could put its paws on top of your shoulders and look you in the eye! Rather disconcerting I thought.

I suppose she loved it but I was always wary of it.

Anything that big with a mouth in proportion makes me feel a little uncomfortable :flushed_face:

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Rachel. What a lovely cat! And so regal on the cat perch.

My mother had a little cat, à British short haired blue. A beautiful cat with a lovely nature. She had one litter of kittens before she was spayed, she was a stray so during the time she was taken in she was courted by the Tom cats in the vicinity hence the litter.

Thank you @Selles - she is a beauty and so gentle. She is the smallest of the 3 abandoned cats we were given by our neighbour in 2023.

Charlee is the grey. Tabatha is tabby and white and Bobby is black and white.

And they still sleep together in their bed at night - all huddled up.

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They are beautiful. :slight_smile:

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Thank you Sue. We think so too!

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Growing up, we always had a cat and a dog in the family. To go back to David’s original post, I’ve always preferred the rough tongue of a cat to the smooth tongue of a dog.

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Me too for the rough cat’s tongue - and Stuart gets special treatment from Charlee when he comes out of the shower. She sits on the back of the settee and ‘washes’ his head. She also sticks her claws into his head to get a good grip.

Agony and Ecstasy! :cat_face:

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Can’t bear to hear of animals being abandoned. We have always been adopted by cats over the years. Some were more intelligent than others. One long haired tortoiseshell came to live with us from someone who had taken her in, across the street from us. She didn’t like living with other cats so was happy to come to us. She brought in some ‘presents’ of tiny dead mammals but stopped when we told her that her offerings weren’t needed. She was much loved. My MIL called her ‘ our baby cat’ and it took me sometime to realise she meant à substitute for a baby!

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Stuart took this yesterday - it shows Bobby on the ‘play station’ and if you look at post no. 9 you will see Charlee sitting regally on it too. Our Bobby is certainly much bigger than Charlee and only just fits on it.