Now I know where my garden gnome went!

Dedicated to Johnny Summerton for outstanding service to political journalism and satire.

one one inch taller? er... only one inch taller

Could have been funnier, Dave could have been in the picture too, after all he is one one inch taller...

If that is you mocking our President I say , in the immortal words of Spamalot - I fart in your general direction.

We French... hang on ... I am not French ... sorry, after lunch identity crisis...

Revenge or repayment?