Coming after @David_Spardo 's comment (and David’s tendency for self - damage) I assumed you were talking about falling over! 
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I often envy Jules’ possession of 4 legs, one in each corner. Whoever thought of only having 2 must have been mad, or had an abundance of schadenfreude. Even our cousins the Gorillas use all 4 limbs to get about sometimes. 
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Yes but Jules hasn’t got any arms - you have ! All you’ve got to do is get on all fours. 
That’s what I do do and all people say is ‘you’re drunk’. I have to beat my chest to put them straight. 
That too, Sue.
I vividly remember, on two occasions in Durham, scraping Madame’s car windows and going from vertical to horizontal before I realised what was happening. A complete lack of awareness 
is probably why I had not even a bruise!
I did ask him for the name so that I could buy some at the pharmacie but this afternoon Marie-Paule came in with a large bag of peaches for me from her Mother in Law and also the compresses that Mario used on Saturday.
Anyway this is what they provided for the next time, just in case they aren’t in, 5 compresses and a disinfecting squirter.
BTW, in the big Arrow above the name, is that someone’s bare bottom while bending down? Really
Are they intended for use as a suppository then?
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Only if the person applying the dressing has very large hands. 
How old are your glasses?! Shows you how to open the packet!
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Very, but as you are the first to explain that, it can’t be that clear. 
Yes it is! But then I’m wearing cheap reading glasses I got from Leclerc recently and I can see clearly.
Oh dear, at least @KarenLot and @Ancient_Mariner got the joke.
Soree. 
Well it depends on the circumstances, if you are travelling, which I have done a lot, Imodium is valuable medicine.
Blood thinners are interesting … .when I was still on them for stents . I picked on a tiny pimple on my arm before going to bed … No big deal. . In the morning I woke with a sticky vest ..then I looked at the bed … CSI would have had a field day … The vest was soaked ib dried blood .The pillow was destroyed .. and the mattress looked as if someone was butchered on it .. . Well that mattress has been permanently turned upside down ,the vest and pillow dumped . In the event I ever dissapear my wife will have a lot of explaining about the mysterious blood
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