Surely he was “on the hop”
The prosecution said he didnt have a leg to stand on
Seems armless enough to me !
The investigation went round in circles
He was a bit stumped
So now he’ll be footloose and fancy free.
Now he’s been banged up, he’ll be a one legged man in an arse kicking contest (literally )
Apparently they had a knees-up in cell block H.
They said he was legless when they caught him in the pub.
All these jokes are in very poor taste - please put a sock in it …
He’d be hopping mad if he found out too.
An excellent thread! Thank you all
Groan
So, the surgeon who has just amputated the wrong leg breaks the news to the patient by saying he has good news and bad news. The bad news is the surgical mistake and the good news is the patient in the next bed wants to buy his slippers.
Don’t think I can stand any more of this…!
Then take a seat and save your good leg.
I would if the chair wasn’t so ‘hopping’ far away. Excuse my language!
I saw a one legged man at the cashpoint today. He asked me to help him check his balance, so I pushed him over…
My old gaffer when I was an alprentice said why do you stand on one leg? Because if I dont I would fall over! Always was a cheeky bugger.
I guess he was caught on the hop.