How to manage one’s fortune. Stay rich, increase wealth and avoid tax. If you are rich enough buy politicians and increase your fortune even more.
Not telling anyone what you’re worth and not being a flash git are two great first steps.
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I am currently worth about Đ4,739,530,050 Vietnamese Dong. 
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That’s a lot of Dong! 
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The current exchange rate is 30,000 dong to the Euro.
Depending on where you’ve lodged your dong.
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Well quite.
One can of course hold crypto dong, though that would not be my first choice of financial service.
DongCoin (DONG) is an Ethereum-based meme coin launched as a community-driven project for Korean cryptocurrency enthusiasts. It trades at incredibly fractional values, with the current price hovering around $0.000000000046 USD
Curiously, I used to work with a Vietnamese called Long Dhong, which did cause a certain amount of amusement.
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I arranged a mortgage for a chap years ago, his boss wrote the reference, his name, Amin Schock.
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My godfather, the Rev. Alan Christmas, was of course always known as Father Christmas.
(despite being C of E).
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A possible sign that life is just a computer game is the funny name jokes. At Maidstone hospital there was a surgeon called Mr. Gore, and the head of the local council where I grew up in Sutton was Mr. Cheetham.
Nominative determiinism.
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