The Daily Mail!

The Daily Mail.'mother of depression'.

Very much the scooper of wow and what ever may be found at the bottom of the river.

It paints a vivid picture of doom and gloom in France!

Please add - and purveyor of outright lies

I despair of this newspaper OH has just bought a copy and I was shouting out loud at every page I turned

I read "The Daily Wail" on my iPad app.

My only sadness is that I am prevented from wiping my a#se on it because of the damage it might do to the highly sensitive retina screen...