The lighter side of life

How about ‘The lighter side of life’ as a new category? Keeping it ‘clean’ of course!
Heres a starter…

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
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The instructor said,
"Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial - strengthens the pelvic muscles and
will make delivery that much easier.
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Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
surfaces, like a grass path."
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"Gentlemen, remember – you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you
to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good
for you both"
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The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this
information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of
the room, slowly raised his hand.
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_“Yes?” said the Instructor.

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“I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries my golf bag?”