The New Government Symbol

THE UK GOVERNMENT'S NEW SYMBOL IS THAT OF A CONDOM,


because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....


A condom allows for inflation,


halts production,


destroys the next generation,


protects a bunch of dicks,


and gives you a sense of security


while you're actually being screwed!


Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Gideon's previous work experience was folding towels... Says it all in few words.

The Chump and George just can't get a grip on their party.