Whoever said “all babies are beautiful” is clearly mistaken!
It’s not at all clear to me what baby Boris has stuck up his nose and in his ear? Am I so out of touch?
The article below mentions Boris’s crayons.
The fact that they are stuck in his ears and he is therefore not listening, is my take on it.
I would have thought that waggling his little willy at the girls would have been more in character…
I’m surprised he wasn’t shown making a cardboard bus and colouring it in.
he was, but rocket man blew it up