If Boris Johnson decided to hide his wife away in No. 10 Downing Street, would he need a “Concealed Carrie” permit? 
Also, if Boris failed to provide for his new son, would that be Wilf-ul neglect?
Do not forget “Boris” is the jovial bloke-in-the-pub persona that Johnson likes to project.
Allowing Johnson to be seen as a joke distracts from the fact that he is an unpleasant piece of work (as Eddie Mair put it).
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This is all very well but where is the better alternative?
This post is in the comedy section. 
Yes we all know what Boris’s true character is.
Well Johnson is a joke so I suppose that’s appropriate 
An excellent question. I don’t have an excellent answer I’m afraid,
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He’s just gone off for a break in a swanky villa in Marbella.
Doesn’t care about the disasters back at home.
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