Today's top spam


(Catharine Higginson) #1

Gold star to anyone who can come up with a better one. I especially liked the exhortation to 'stop weeping'...



From: Mrs Willis Morgan.


My name is Mrs Willis Morgan am 75yrs old of age, i stay in new york

city, USA.I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies

and good share in various banks in the world.I spend all my life on

investment and coporate business. all the way i lost my husband and two

beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in November 5th 2003.

I am a very greedy woman with all cost i dont know much and care about

people, since when I have an experience of my it difficult to sleep

and give rest.


later in the year 2004 Febuary i was sent a letter of medical check

up,as my personal Doctor testify that i have a lung cancer, which can

easily take off my life soon.I found it uneasy to survive myself,

because a lot of investment cannot be run and manage by me again. I quickly

call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this

solution, as my adviser.He minister to me to share my properties ,wealth, to

motherless baby/orphanage homes/people that need money for survivor

both student that need money/ business woman and man for their

investment and for future rising. So i am writing this letter to people who

really need help from me both student in college, to contact me urgently.

so that i can make available preparation on that.especially women of

the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive the

mist of feeding theirself.



please contact me and stop weeping. probably let me now what you

really need the money for, and if you can still help me to distribute

money to nearest orhanages homes near your town. now am so much with

God, am now born again. May you be blessed, as you reach me,please to

remind you, dont belongs to scammers or any act of fraudlent on

internet. I will give more information to you as i await your response

immediately.


Best Regards

Willis Morgan.


(karen sweeting) #2

mmmm, I think not


(karen sweeting) #3

You are a Winner of a BMW X6 Concept Car and a £750,000.00GBP.
Contact Mr.Larry Quester,with your Full name:Country:Address:
Telephone no:Sex:You are to reply to this email only for claims
Email:larry.quester@gmx.co.uk
With Regards,
Olle Ericson.
BMW Promotion Coordinator

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(Sheila Walshe-Blackmore) #4

Posting this one because, for a change, it was short and to the point. No weeping, no life threatening illness, no deaths, etc., etc.

My dear,

Re: OVERSEA INVESTMENT PARTNER

My name is Mr. Elvis Bolton, I am an Investment Consultant working with Banks Offshore Department United Bank For Africa. I discovered a dormant account with holding Balance of US$26,000.000.00 (Twenty Six Million US Dollars). If you know you can handle this transaction please contact me via email: elvis0b1@msn.com to enable us proceed with the transfer immediately. Waiting to hear from you as soon as you receive this mail.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Regards,
Mr. Elvis Bolton
elvis0b1@msn.com
elvisbolton1@yahoo.com


(Suzanne Fitzgerald) #5

we don't get any emails nearly as interesting as this...just a load of viagra offers ??? I'm pregnant for the 3rd time in 3 years i don't think we need viagra !) and a load of annoying french website companies offering dodgy SEO as they've noticed our sites aren't on the first page of google - quel surprise because we haven't built them yet so how did they look at them?!?!?!


(Jacqui Webster) #6

All you spam lovers will enjoy this. Hours of fun as you see the scammers get theirs!!

419 eater


(karen sweeting) #7

ha ha, I got that one too, about the second he was killed...Amazing isn't it...


(karen sweeting) #8

Oooh lordy, do you think anyone actually believes these emails? I get at least three a week, not quite this "sad", so will remember to share them if they are good ones... :-) Now, where's my bank details to send some dosh to the poor thing, and where are my tissues cos I just can't stop weeping......


(Sheila Walshe-Blackmore) #9

She must be genuine! I'm going to stop weeping and get in touch! :-)


(Mark Scilley) #10

He should have used Google translate.


(Jacqui Webster) #11

Well I'm in! Poor woman and I trust her since she clearly states " please to

remind you, dont belongs to scammers or any act of fraudlent on

internet."