Some of you won’t have heard of us. We are a discreet Division of Rapid Action Specialists who operate behind the scenes at SFN.

We are in communication, operate a 24/7 system, and our cell comprises every type from Granny to Grape Picker....we are recruiting now, send in your details and please highlight your specialist Skill Set.

ONLY The best Need Apply


Great read, Ron. Who'dda thunk it! One of the creators of Tank Girl in our midst. Con-grad-ewe-lay-shuns.

I you are looking to join this elite squad we have to ask a few questions first.

I like the left one !

I could tell you who's in it, but I'd have to despatch you!

Recruiting now!