Well, dumb and dumber are splitting up

I wonder who’ll get custody of their cosy little right wing agenda? Let’s hope it is acrimonious, she could slaughter the malevolent hobbit in the Mail.

“Sources close to Michael Gove reiterated that the cabinet office minister has not broken any Covid rules over his living arrangements after it emerged that he and his wife, the journalist Sarah Vine, were divorcing. A friend of the couple said the separation was “entirely amicable” and that no third party was involved.”

Gollum will be whispering " Be nice to me now my pretty one"


Given the protagonists I rather doubt that!