Brexit explained via the medium of.... Cake

benvanstaveren · 29 January 2019 15:59

anon88169868 · 29 January 2019 16:03

BTDT

Seen on Facebook - attribution uncertain. Scene: A cafe, probably in Rickmansworth LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1975 to put them into a cake. LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it. REMAINER: Icing is good. LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote. DAVID CAMERON ENTERS. DAVID CAMERON: OK. DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS. LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette? REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake. LEAVER: Well, get them out. EU: It’s our cake. JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now. REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out? LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette. R…

benvanstaveren · 29 January 2019 16:05

Well cock… I didn’t see it there…

anon57071659 · 3 February 2019 10:29

May I suggest, to Hannover?

anon57071659 · 5 February 2019 10:33

Guy · 21 February 2019 19:10

… and Tea: