How good a job has Bojo and his team done so far

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Slaughter as many as needed for guests required as not to be " le dindon de la farce".

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It isn’t the same. Bringing the large bird to the table is one of the joys of British cuisine.

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We are only two, but I cook guinea fowl.

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I normally go to UK before or after Christmas to have a turkey celebration with my family. Fat chance this year. Guinea fowl for one then…

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Caille - small is best :wink:

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You could always invite Vicky Pollard.

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I have not heard of Vicky Pollard. I assume that she is a large lady.

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She’s a character from Little Britain Jane, and yes, rather on the large side.

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World beating…

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This is the third version. I’d like to cast an eye over the costs.

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“Wherever Johnson has been, a trail of broken promises litters his path like roadkill.”

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Twas ever so.
Remember his article on the EU saying that bananas must be straight.
Of course it was a fib he admitted, but it made a good story.
Deja vu!

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Wow! Bojo won’t like that.

I see Shitty Patel wants to create a British Devils Island.

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particularly if she plans to use his Prime Ministerial plane to do the transporting… :rofl: :grin:

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Yes, it can refuel itself :slightly_smiling_face:

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Fantastic interview of Johnson here:

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She filleted him.

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How can she do that, he is totally spineless!

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OK, eviscerated then.