I’ve had facial hair of many varieties on and off all my life. Last summer, on holiday in the south of France, I shaved it all off one morning. My wife and daughter were out shopping, and I decided with the boys to see how long it would take them to notice. We subsequently spent a hilarious lunch with us boys continually dropping suggestive expressions into the conversation - ’ a close shave’, ‘a hairy moment’, ‘razor-sharp wit’, etc - and eventually all collapsing in laughter - and still they didn’t see the cause of the fun!
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Do eyebrows count as facial hair?
Grips* always make me laugh.
*There are people here who are sensitive so I have bowdlerised.
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Both the extreme left and the extreme right forget that there is a substantial section of the population, in whichever country, that says a plague on both your houses.
Centrists agree with Edward Heath when he said that there was an unacceptable facte of capitalism, neither do they want to see what has happened in countries governed by the extreme left where mediocrity becomes the norm.