haha, that's funny Zoé. Got only know how many other mistakes I've made and been unaware of the fact!!! My hairdresser one day asked were my husband and I into the idea of échangiste ( swinging ). I thought she meant changing something, like house / country and enthusiastically agreed. Nearly got me into serious trouble!!!
I hear you, I remember one day, trying to get into the whole "enchanté" thing, because, for us, it sound downright sarcastic, and I decided I had to start using it,so, one day, I was introduced to someone, and I said "enciente"
also, I've made the sudoku/sweat from bum mistake. Can never tell the differnce between the produit VERRE and the produit VERT, then there's vers du terre. A colleague was behind me on the road to work yesterday, and when we got there, she said "did you get stopped at the "fire" in St Jean.. I was thinking "fire, I saw no fire, I really need to wake up in the mornings, jesus". Then about 2 hours later, I realised... not the "feu", but... the "feu", the traffic light, hahaha.