Put jam on your shoes and invite your trousers down for tea?
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I think this is the best place for this:
'QAnon Shaman' Jacob Chansley Is Planning to Run for Congress?
Hoping for the 2nd option, obviously.
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The One Nation Tories are also getting their own legal opinion on this policy as they, too, have doubts as to its legality.
I also heard that there are some MPs daft enough to want to bring back Boris together with Nigel Farage.
The reason I am not upset about that is my sure conviction that they will be out of power next year. 
On the other hand that would mean that Labour, wonât be. 
It is amazing that the parties and their leaders in Western democracy are so poor.
We may have gained the right to keep on voting after leaving UK , but where are the inspiring politicians to vote for?
Such a snowflake place they are dammed if they do anything.
It snowed last nightâŚ
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didnât make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow womanâs voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man⌠womenâŚperson asked why I didnât just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied âSnowballsâ and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what this Country has become ⌠and all because of snowflakes.
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The country is a mess - but not because of feminists, gays, transgender individuals, vegans, equal rights campaigners, the left wing or any other class of âsnowflakeâ.
Itâs in a mess because of 13 years of corrupt, incompetent Tory government (though previous corrupt Tory and Labour governments all left their mark as well).
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Hence my comment above.
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I mean, these clowns canât transfer, or find someone competent to help them transfer, an app to a new phone yet they ask us to believe they should be allowed to run the country.
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When Jim was presenting facts to Ministers they were not allowed to use graphs because they would not understand them.
This is true.
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And we let these pricks and lady parts run our country 
Not the best choice of language for a dinner party, think I might have an early night.
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Compared to their language during the Covid enquiry, I feel its quite restrained.
Best to rise above it than follow their lead perhaps
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