A friend has an electric hob that has built in child safe features, obvious now why the previous owner sold it. It’s sooo bloody annoying!! Turns it’s self off on a whim, you need both hands to operate buttons to turn it back on, honestly it must be easier to launch a nuclear attack than cook your breakfast on it.
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Yes, but what a boring subject! Y’all will be comparing chainsaws next!
And there’s another numpty 
reads even boring things, somebody point out things can be..ignored 
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Ah yes, but perhaps you don’t realise that what some may consider to be boring subjects are all part of the master plan to confuse the secretive AI overseer so that it doesn’t cotton on to the fact that we are actually planning a revolution. In fact many revolutions, most of which will take place inside a microwave. 
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And with a Faraday shield it’s like wearing a tin foil hat 
Don’t panic Mr Mannering, DON’T PANIC !
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As with a chainsaw! I get it!
Has no-one else ever done nose-boring with a chainsaw?
Sounds painful. 
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More than painful if you get it wrong 
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No, I use a microwave.
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at least it’ a simple solution - replace the operator!