You couldnāt write a better comedy! That Kim fellow = Sponge Bob Squarepants.
I seem to remember reading that the Great Square Little Fat Oneās hair style is forbidden to be copied -
as if anyone would want toā¦
He could make a handy side-table to put your drinks onā¦
Donāt think Kim Jong Il doesnāt have eyes on this forum. If I were some of you Iād upgrade my locks.
And for what itās worth, I think heās a beautifully coiffured smashing fellow.
Somewhat fortunately, the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il is no longer with us. Unlike the Respected Comrade and Supreme Commander, who of course is listening, and with whom we of course March Forward Dynamically Towards Final Victory, Holding Higher the Banner of Songun.
Oh, did you think I meant the one who is still alive?*
*From the bluffers guide to getting out of having made an arse of oneself.
I knew the Highly Respected Little Square Round One had banned many things, but I didnāt realise heād banned Songun as well!
By the way, whatās Songun?
āa politics emphasizing the perfect unity and the single-hearted unity of the party, army and the people, and the role of the army as the vanguardsā.
ETA: I think there may be a popular show on North Korean TV featuring the Park Brothers who are a āsongun dance actā.
I wonder what he would make of Charlie Dimmoks breasts?
A scale model of Mount Paektu, probably.