50 Shades of Fishing

Two days before the group was about to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camp site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer.

"Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!

there is always hope, - he will leave her a little sip of beer in the tin and brings a fish for a candlelight-dinner ;-)


Brilliant. Saving to show the Gaffer when he comes back from doing blokey things with the chasse.


hehe good one! Luckily my wife doesn't mind me playing golf!

I dare you post that on the 'Femmes et Dames' group ... dare you?


Muhahahaaha :)