This isjust too good:flushed:
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An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes:
“Hello, toes.” He said. “How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we’ve had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!”
“Hello, knees!” He continued. “How are you? You know you’re 92 today… Oh, the times we’ve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we’ve jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees!”
Then, he looked down at his crotch. “Hello, Willie! You little bugger. Just think, If you were alive today, you’d be 92”
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Saw the worst mind reader ever last night…
Mind reader: “Think of a card, any card.”
Me: “OK”
Mind reader: “Visualize it in your mind.”
Me: “OK”
Mind reader: “Is it the Nine of Clubs?”
Me: “No”
Mind reader: “Ace of spades?”
Me: “No”
Mind reader: “What is it then?”
Me: “Happy Birthday”…
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A champion Dairy Farm to boot.
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Here is an amusing article all may enjoy
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I liked the linked article on dolls too…
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Beware the ides of March.
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A few entries from the New Yorker’s current caption competition. Love the idea of many totally different takes on the same image. Mind you, I also omitted a lot of unfunny turkeys…
“When I said “Don’t be such a prick!” I didn’t mean literally…”
“It’s not called streaking unless you can run.”
“No more cactus, just cacti!”
“Oh so you’re self-declaring as deciduous…”
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