A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

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Never having ironed anything since 1999, I resemble that joke. :rage:

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“Objection, Your Honor! The witness is using a Trump Bible!”

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A split decision he may regret and get a Darwin Award when he is removed from the gene pool!

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After yet another fairly sleepless night with asthma and a combination of violent coughing but alleviated somewhat by banking my pillows upright, I searched on Amazon for a wedge pillow, emulating and envying Fran’s medical bed.
I then found this, and another one with a similar advantage but inversely. :astonished:
Should Amazon be purveying this stuff and, if so, shouldn’t they be charging more for it? :rofl:
I have ordered one, but of a different kind :joy:

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Mummy, why is that man helping that lady with her cushion? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Amazon has a Report button and I suspect they’d like you to use it.

No way, best laugh (in fact only laugh) I’ve had all morning. :rofl:

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Most concerning is the yellow object. A ‘turkey baster’ for when a bit of artificial insemination is required?

As for pillows, they have their uses. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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I just choked on my tea :flushed:

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You’d be amazed at what Amazon sells in the adult domain.

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I’m not sure I dare look. Not least because they would likely bombard me with adverts for things ever after.

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Amazon has an “adult” section :thinking: For goodness sakes, isn’t Bezos making enough money without that?

The tube looks like Araldite to me :thinking: