Is the postie into bondage?
You think you have problems? I had the police at the door following up reports of my dog chasing a kid on a bike. My dog can’t go a bike.
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I asked my wife if i could have a tattoo and she said she didn’t like them but if that’s what I wanted, go ahead. So I did. Now she’s in the garden screaming at the pipe band to get off the lawn.
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Truly dreadful 
(This needs to be spoken to make sense);
Question : What is the difference between a joist and a girder?
Answer: Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust
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You’d need to have a very unusual accent
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Best done in an Edinburgh accent…(I think I heard it at Architecture School in Edin…)
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I think I read it in Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess 
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Nicely spotted and the date of publication was at the same time was doodling around…
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No. Much worse than that.
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Last night we lost the internet connection, so I spent an enjoyable evening chatting with the wife. I found out she no longer works for Woolworth’s.
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