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A man driving down a country lane runs over a cockerel.
He goes to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
A woman opens it and he says, “I appear to have killed your cockerel. I’d like to replace him.’
She replies, “Please yourself, the hens are round the back.”
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Dutch people are convinced 1. that Dutch is super difficult and 2. that they speak perfect English.
Neither proposition is true 
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It is my OH.
I went cold turkey during our last move and recovery is going well.
Mine is the non apple version 
He can probably supply cables, leads and god knows what else, for virtually everything. He has boxes of the stuff 
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Nigel Farage?
Santa Claus visits Clacton every year.
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