Yes, so am I (confused that is) - but can we keep this thread to funny business only.
A whopper.
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Takes a Big Mac to know!
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Because you donât get it, doesnât make it not funny. I donât get a lot of stuff on this thread or even donât find it funny. However I never feel the need to comment negatively or post âgroanâ.
Let me explain for the hard of thinking
The sign says, at first glance, âHome of the Whoâ That would be a lie. It actually says âThe Home of the Whopperâ
Whatâs also a Whopper?
Thatâs right, boys and girls, a lie.
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A groan is the correct answer to âbadâ dad jokes
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Nicely played, though it took me a moment.
True - I was trying to prevent exactly the sort of post you just made though, obviously I failed.
And âgroanâ is not a negative comment. Just a reflection that a particular joke is so corny you could make grits out of it.
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Strictement this is political, but I think some people avoid the political joke thread. And itâs funny and I canât imagine anyone being offended.
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Sorry, but I donât think itâs appropriate to compare Greenland to a biscuit, itâs much larger, and theyâre completely different shapes
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But is it bigger than Australia, which was something I heard the other day? 
Itâs about the wanting rather than size or shape.
Only on a Mercator projection.
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Dry January suggestions:-
Dry Gin
Dry Martini
Dry White Wine
Dry Cider.
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You need a Mollweide projection to compare areas. 
Thatâs bad for the eyes!! 
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I was thinking about that. Howâs Trump going to get his head round that?
This oneâs small, Mr President, that one is far away.
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Well, he probably has the same level of general cognition that Father Dougal had âŚ
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