Best one yet Billy!
On second thoughts, would have had even more potential if they’d said “Citroën”
That’s OK. Where I grew up, the Rugby capital of tbe world, the feeling was that those who played football with a round ball (aka '“soccer”) were a bit wussy and possibly gay.
Well from the macho appearances of Rugby players on Strictly come dancing who then came out as gay, I would say they are over compensating 
A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife…
They turn a corner and see a sign that says,
‘Billy’s Bar - ALL drinks €0.10’
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that’ll be 20 cents please!
The couple cant believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says;
“That’ll be 20 cents please!”
Curiosity gets the better of them and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply
The bartender says “It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerire and last year I won £109 Million on the Euro Millions so i opened this bar and i’ve got enough money that i don’t have to worry about making any profit.”
Happy with the story the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks.
As the man is drinking his pint of lager he can’t help but notice three old blokes sat in the corner who’ve been sat there without a drink the whole time they’ve been in.
"What’s the deal with them three over there?’ The man asks the bartender.
"Those are three of my regulars, they’re retired blokes from Yorkshire. They’re waiting for Happy Hour when the drinks are half price!’
A ring of truth - humorously recognizable - but philosophically crude apparently…and, overall, the list belongs to a long tradition of “religions explained in one line” jokes….
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama hare Krishna .
Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehova’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
I like the 3rd one up!
Me too!
Funny, but I bet you have upset more than one member with that tirade. 
I recognise that people have need of their manmade religions and I couldn’t /wouldn’t deny them that.
For me the closest thing to religion would be observation & acceptance of physics, nature and the natural environment.
Maybe I’m a Rastafarian: Let’s smoke this shit!
It’s just a joke: nothing to really get upset about unless you can’t spot a stereotype.
Bonzo’s reply is more likely to cause offence because no-one thinks their beliefs are man-made.
Apart from humanists and atheists, I suppose
I suspect they should suggest they they just ‘are’ rather than being made up by someone.
Certainly is - people airing their views on-line continuously 
