I had a little giggle on my way back down from the pond just now. I record on the computer the maximum temperatures of both water and air and the sum total of the metres swum each day.
My mind wandered back it seems many years when young women were categorised by 3 measurements, bust, waist and hips and as I have no means of recording numbers up there I say them over to myself as I descend. This first occurred to me this morning so 21, 39, 28 was the mantra. Good job this is not a descriptive of a female friend, I thought, but just now it became worse, 22, 35, 56 
I am so glad we no longer, as far as I know, use this pitiful classification for lovely, intelligent people, but I could not help imagining the Miss World presenter announcing Miss Forest Pond 22-39-56. 
At least, I suppose, she could take comfort from the extra inch on her boobs. 
A mate of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Argentina game!!!
He paid £550 each, including flights but he didn’t realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at Lichfield Registery office , at 4pm. The bride’s name is Sarah – she’s 5’7" and quite attractive
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I think I’ve known one or two ladies that shape, David.
When I bought an ex-company car that my boss at the time had owned, she told me the key code for the immobiliser was 36 24 - two thirds of a perfect woman.
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A bit too close to home, this one. 
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I posted the same joke ages ago!
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A friend of mine, who’s nationality I won’t mention for fear of being called racist, was given some water skis for his birthday. Now he’s having problems finding a stretch of water with a hill in it.
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