Cojonnes de Toro. 
The following is from my old seafarers’ forum where ancient mariners (no relation) attempt to contact old shipmates. Personally I have always avoided the word seaman for obvious reasons and prefer seafarer, but not only has this bloke fallen fully into the trap, but he and his mates seem to have taken a very roundabout route from Germany to Jordan. 
I suppose everybody is outside Singapore who aren’t actually there but it made me laugh. 
and on another thread talk about being on all fours 
There was a young couple recently married. They were a bit green, naive. The woman went out with friends for a curry. When she got home her husband asked her if she had had a good time. She said she had and she had learned of a sexual technique called 69. She explained it to her husband and he agreed to give it a go. He had barely got into position when she farted. It was very smelly but he gritted his teeth and continued. She then farted again. Once more he winced but carried on. After another minute she farted again. “I’m sorry” he said “ I can’t take another 66 of those”.
Vanity thy name is Elon.
Enough to give you nightmares and the drawing isn’t much better.
Lol.
My first thought looking at the drawing before reading the comment was ‘Mao Zedong’.
My caption for today’s New Yorker caption contest:-
“Honey, if you just let him win once, he might stop pestering you.”
Dog: “If I let you win, THEN can we go for a walk?”
That’s probably better than the eventual winner!
I thought yours was pretty good, but I assume she was talking to the dog. 