Current US Mother’s Day cartoon - a very different date to the UK - but still very apt:-
“Choose wisely—for there is but one, maybe two, good chocolates in there.”
“Choose wisely—for there is but one, maybe two, good chocolates in there.”
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Saturday fun…
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I have recently purchased a strimmer/brush cutter and was Googling best loop handles as the one supplied wasn’t ideal.
The first link led me to this! A long video, but I was pulled along by insane humouristic salesmanship!
Will probably only appeal to gardeners.
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Good grief! A little of that goes a long way… 
(By the way,our Stihl brushcutter was bought over 20 years ago as we had problems getting on top of the sloes, brambles, nettles etc. It’s still going strong…)
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I may well need a ladder to get on top of my brambles, nettles etc…, 
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Another gardening theme from an enthusiastic non-gardener.
As usual these days my humour comes again from The Oldie.
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Since we’re on a gardening theme…
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A joke told by the priest at the abbey where my g/f had been rec’d into the Catholic Church.
The Pope in this case being the late Polish Pope.
Pope. “God. May I ask three questions? "
God “Yes. Go ahead.”
Pope” Will there be women priests in the Catholic Church"
God “No. Not while you are Pope”
Pope “God, will contracepcion be permitted in the Catholic Church?”
God. " “No. Not while you are Pope”
Pope. “Will there ever be another Polish Pope?”
God. “No. Not while I am God!”.
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Wonder why he took his walking sticks
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Buy him some deodorant?
He has even less hair than me, and deserves credit as a bald actor in a world of hirsutism.
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Not walking sticks, he’s off skiing.
If you had St Edward’s crown on your head I think you would be concentrating in exactly the same way as the King.
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