A little stress relief

just had one of those phone calls...
Poor S0d 'good afternoon maam how are you'
Me 'I'm fine, who is this and what is it regarding?'
Poor S0d 'I am calling because somebody on this number has had a car accident in the past few years is that right'
Me 'No, you are wasting my time, I am going to shout at you now...AND VERY LOUD I WENT ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh down the phone. Yes this poor s0d just got all my stress from the past 2 weeks, can't say I didn't warn him though. Oh dear!

Made me chuckle, I used to live in a flat in a listed Georgian building. A very persistent double glazing salesman would not stop phoning so in the end I invited him round to measure and quote for a conservatory. After his visit the calls stopped - no idea why :)